Hey you idiot, I said press the Back To The Wall or the Web Site Map Button!!!

Oh I'm not having any of this crap. It was bad enough having to put up with you in the first page. It was damn right annoying when you ignored the 'KEEP OUT' sign to the second page, now you interrupt my relaxation session!!!

I find this is the only place I can truly
relax knowing I will be quite safe here.
BUT SOME FOOL THINKS THEY CAN
COME IN HERE AND DISRUPT MY
RELAXATION???

Now if you don't mind I want to relax so you can clear off by clicking on the button below

What did you say?

No button you say?

OK then, use the navigation bar at the top of the page. You know, the one that says Back to the wall, Help and Web Site map.

WHAT?

None of those either?

Oh for goodness sake, cant you even use the arrows on top of your web browser?

TALK ABOUT STUPID!!!

I mean those web browser designers spend millions on making it easier to surf the net and you still want navigation buttons as well. Your pathetic. Your useless.

Are you STILL here?

I thought I told you to use the arrows on your browser? You STILL want a button? Oh I get it. You expect the button to take you to some other page. So not only do I have to postpone my Relaxation but I have to supply you with a link as well?

OK You wanted a link.

Well here it is!

What did you say?

It's just the web site map?

Yes, what did you expect, I told you it would be a link. Don't go getting snotty with me. A link is what you wanted and its exactly what you got so don't go bitching in my ear.

You still hanging around?

You want a Back to The Wall Button as well?

What after that performance last time?

I gave you a web site map and a Back to the Wall Button and you could not even get that right.

Just leave me alone and be grateful I don't leave you stranded here forever.

Oh what? Not still taking up my space?

Oh your still waiting for a Back To The Wall Button?

Oh all right but only because I want to get back to my relaxation.

Whattttt? You just have to be kidding? You have 2 good buttons to use to get the hell out of here and still your not satisfied?

you want an e-mail icon as well? What for? To complain about the way I treated you in this part of the web site? Don't be such a lazy ass. Use the icon on the Home page or the text link on the web site map

Don't forget to mention you were complaining about 'The Waste Of Time page'.

The mail address will send the complaint to idris iella. Serves him right. He was the pain in the butt Web builder that linked up here. I mean I was fine and happy until he connected up his site with my page.

So you bombard him with my mail. Great, Super, fantastic. I like the thought of that. In fact, the thought of him getting angry e-mail's make me very happy indeed.

GOOD-BYE!