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Hit the reload button in a vain attempt to see if the page will appear. This usually will not work but it keeps your optimism alive.

You may not know how to use a computer so please go and find the manual you decided to lose in a dusty box under the bed.

Check you have not spilt any food or drink on your keyboard, many ass holes often do this and try to blame the PC company they bought it from.

Are you under covert observation by a police or government agency? If so they may be jamming your equipment.

Do you run an operating system other than Windows? If so, the problem may be Microsoft. It beams signals to some web sites that will disrupt users of Mac and Linux operating systems

If you have upset a neighbor or family member, they may have crept in to your house during the night and sabotaged your modem.

Make sure you are smiling. Miserable and unhappy faces may prevent your equipment from working correctly.

Try to reset the Windows dell file beta 9731ard6. This may sometimes cause a slight misalignment of your vector code sequencers and corrupt the modem. This may sound impressive but it will ensure that by the time you work out the advice is worthless, you will be too tired to care anyway.

Are you unlucky? Did you pass a black cat on a blind bend, place new shoes on a table or walk under a ladder? If so you will find everything you do today will go wrong.

Are you married and having a passionate office affair with someone from work? If so, this will not help you with your connection difficulties but when you are found out, you will not care you could not find the page you wanted.

Do you pick your nose or scratch your ass while surfing the Internet? If so then stop it at once and concentrate on the problem!

Some sites require 128-bit connection security. If you do not have the ability to access this feature then just clear off until you get yourself a decent sized computer.