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A few pages will contain only 'some' of the standard
navigation Buttons. These will be located else where
on the page instead of at the top of the page. This is
dictated by the theme of the page.

When you click to access pictures or images
from a text link, you will need to use the 'Back'
arrow on your web browser to return to the
previous page.

You will also encounter one or two pages that have
NO Buttons or Banners. Don't panic, there will always
be a way to exit out with out the use of the 'forward' or
'back' arrows on your web browser. You just
have to find it!!!

Mouse over Messages

I have embedded messages in some graphics to relay
information. This is to cut down on the amount of text
that has to be read on a given page or not to spoil the
content presentation.

You can find these messages by running your mouse over
the image. An example, of this message text can be found
if you run your mouse over the 'Washing Machine Man'
graphic below to see the example message.

The message will appear within a second or two and
can be either image information such as an animation
size or simply a line of humor comment text. Not all
images will display a message but it is easy enough
to find out by using your mouse.

You will find an indication of a message as the same
icon that your mouse makes when running over a
hyperlink will be present on the area of the text.
Please note, however, that if you click this area
you will not connect to another page but instead
you will just reload the page you are viewing.

Generally, if an animation size message pops up, it
means it will link you to another page. If you see
some witty text or a line of information, it does
mean there is no active link just text to inform
you of what the image is.

Hot Spot Messages

Hot spot messages work in the same way as Mouse
over Messages but only cover part of an image. This
means you will find that you have to run your mouse
all around the graphic to find the Hot Spot. Try the
'Back To The Top' graphic above to see.

This may seem like hard work but that is the enjoyment
of finding hidden pages that may not be visible at first
glance. Hot Spot areas will be revealed as soon as you
run over them and can indicate either text information,
funny comment or a link to a hidden page.

Hidden Pages

As mentioned above, I have hidden secret pages
in this site. They are NOT marked on the home
page or the web site map. I have made good use
of mouse over and hot spot message to indicate
a possible route to a secret page.

You will find a secret page may be hidden behind
a hot spot message or funny comment. This would
normally indicate that there is no active link to
another page BUT because they are secret, I have
to at least make it a little difficult for you!

One thing to remember, you will not miss anything
that has been listed on the Home page and web site
map. Also, when you hit a secret page, you will
find that you may have to look for an alternative
way out and back again but that's the fun of it all.

Washing Machine Man

Have you ever built a web page with good intentions
and then found you ran out of ideas or lacked the time
to add new content to that page?

Well, I created Washing Machine Man. He is my
answer to this problem. He is placed on any
page where I have not added much content.

Also he is evident where I am more likely to add
some additional content to an existing page as
soon as I have new ideas and time to build.

Zip The Wall

Zip The Wall is a separate page located else where
on the net. It contains All of the Animations that
you can see on this web site that stand alone and
are not part of the main content of a page.

The animations will be encoded in Winzip Format
for you to download. If you do not own a copy
of Winzip then Click Here To grab one now.

I have made this arrangement so you can download
the complete animation without having to watch it
arrive frame by frame. You do not have to use this
page if you don't want to, you may click on the link
to any animation on this site and allow your Modem
to access it the normal way. The choice is yours.

When you arrive, you do not have to worry about
Web Browser compatibility as the page will be
cross browser friendly. All you have to do is
just click on the link and you will be taken to a
new page where you can download the Zip file.

And Finally...

Don't try to rush this web site. I have built lots
of pages for you to look over and hopefully
laugh at as well. Just read a little at a time
and you will enjoy the content much more
that way. Happy viewing.