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"Mr. and Mrs. Baxter, exciting news, you have won first
prize in our grand draw of an electric toaster, however
before you collect it could I just have your signature on
this authorization for a new premium replacement
window contract".
"I have good news and bad news Mrs. Penfold,The good
news is that your husband has died leaving his entire
fortune to the woman he loved. The bad news is that
'she' is coming in this afternoon".
"Excuse me, I think IM in the wrong class,
IM supposed to be studying politics".
"That's great Mr. Martin but when I asked you to
mention any particular assets you had that this bank
could claim back as you are behind on your mortgage
payments, that's not exactly what I had in mind".
"At last we finally have a good reason to rebel against
the British, George, just look at this toilet paper
they expect us to use"!
"As a Top Ranking Tom Cat I need a Good Nose For:
Finding food
Looking for females
Knowing when to leave before my owners have me snipped".
"Now let me understand you, buying this new
transport will save us Hundreds on fuel costs"???
Nigel soon discovered the new software he
had loaded on to his PC was too powerful.
