Funny things Moses said to God
 
The Ten Commandments - What God said

(1) Prohibition of the worship of any deity but God.

(2) Prohibition of idolatry (Not to idealize others).

(3) Prohibition of the use of the name of God for vain.

(4) Observance of the Sabbath.

(5) Honoring of one's father and mother.

(6) Prohibition of murder.

(7) Prohibition of adultery.

(8) Prohibition of stealing.

(9) Prohibition of giving false testimony.

(10) Prohibition of coveting the property or wife of

one's neighbor.

(11) I will send you a vision of a commandment that

must be obeyed in future time.

The Ten Commandments - The Reply From Moses

 

(1) Some of the guys are real fans of the Spicy Druidettes. They

have all their readings and to be honest, I'm a bit of a fan

myself.

(2) Does this mean I don't have to bow when I speak to you

again?

(3) Could you leave that one for a few days, I have a pack of self

assembly Wagon wheels to put together and with those things I

always lose my temper.

(4) Difficult one that, next Sabbath our home team the

Israeli Enforcers are playing away against the Mesopotamian

Mashers. Most of the people will be traveling with the team to

watch them play.

(5) Now that will be tricky for some as there has been far too

much 'Begatting' around here for my liking. New faces keep

popping up all over the place. Finding out just who is 'father'

can be difficult at times.

(6) You get my vote on that one on condition you send a vision

to my wife and tell her to get off my back before I do something

we will both regret.

(7) Nice one God, I'm glad you have been working on your

sense of humor.

(8) Oh dear, you know the stone we used for you to burn the

commandments in to? Well we had to nick it from Mohemlod,

He owns the desert next door.

(9) Damn, that will really piss off the Holy Lawyers, they are

supposed to be taking Rohiya The Younger to court next

month for Christian Verbal assault.

(10) Well that knocks my request on the head. I was hoping for

a favor from you. As I led the people out of Egypt and parted

the Red Sea, I thought I might ask for a little something back,

like the new set of Rock Gnomes Andron has in his Front

garden.

(11) About that vision you sent to me last night? Thou shalt not

collect Pokeman......???